While choosing a new set of earings, a female should stop and deeply reflect upon her choice. Hoops should preferably be automatically elimiated from the competition, but if one insists, she should ask herself this question   “How stupid would these make me look, on a scale from lol-to-trololololol.  In my humble opinion, if they’re big enough to be bangles, or long enough to pass for necklaces, they probably shouldn’t be on your ear.


News for the millionth time.

Dear E!ntertatainment, there comes a point where Lindsay Lohan getting arrested is no longer news worthy. It is to my understanding that that point has been long crossed, no?